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[WP] Humanity's FTL civilization has been forced to expand outward every few decades, to escape an extinction wave detonated years ago. It travels at lightspeed, but now it's time for another round of evacuations.
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[WP] Technology has finally made it possible to enforce multiple consecutive life sentences for prison.
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[WP] The newest conversational versions of Cortana and Siri are accidentally prompted to talk to each other by a human operator, with unintended consequences.
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[WP] Earth is the galaxy's supermax prison, where the worst alien criminals are condemned to live among us in human form for the rest of their miserable lives.
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[WP] Earlier you told your friends they couldn't tell the difference between sizzling bacon and a heavy rainfall. You start cooking a bunch of bacon on the stove, and suddenly thunder and lightning start crashing around you in your kitchen.
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[WP] Before K met J, Agent K found two unlikely candidates for the MIB: unnoticables who went by the names Jake and Elwood Blues.
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[WP] We live in a persistent sandbox sim. The gods of antiquity (Greek, Norse, Egyptian, etc) are grad students allowed by access by The Architect. Then "Loki" hacks in and changes some of the code for our universe for lulz.
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[CW] Refer to pages 47, 59, and 67 of the last book you read from. Write a story in which the first complete sentence from any two of these pages appears in the story. (The sentences don't have to follow their original order.)
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[WP] Of all mankind's artistic productions, there are none which our new alien friends have found so wondrous and fascinating as what we call "stupid human tricks".
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