/u/arcturuspilchard's posts
[WP] You just begun a master's program at the world's most prestigious wizarding university. It's awful. Professors, seeing you as a threat to their career, keep trying to kill you. Your academic supervisor is an maniacal necromancer. Worst of all, you lied about being a wizard.
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[WP] Instead of an email reset code, you are sent on a year-long, perilous journey through the Himalayas in search of your forgotten password.
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[WP] Years ago, you trapped a monster in a VHS tape. Naturally, it will go after anyone who watches it. Today, your tech-savy son announces that he's digitised your entire collection and uploaded it on a torrent site. Millions have downloaded the tape.
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[WP] Like many, you accrued colossal student debt as you studied to be a wizard. Like many, you planned to evade payment by putting your newly-gained knowledge of the arcane to use. Like many, you underestimated the Collectors.
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[WP] Every morning you wake up in a different person's body. Your realise two things: you are reliving the same day, every person you inhabit played a role in your murder.
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[WP] As an act of desperation, you applied to every college on the list. Sifting through the apologetic rejections, a pure black envelope catches your eye. The letters on it glow crimson red, charcoal-colored smoke wafts from the pages...
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[WP] Melting ice in Antarctica reveals a ruined city. Days later, tall, long-headed humans emerge from the wreckage repeating the same phrase over and over. You, the world's leading linguist have just decoded the message. It's horrifying.
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[WP] A brilliant but impoverished scientist accidentally ends up being accepted to teach at a university for wizards. Desperate to pay off his debts, the scientist must pretend to teach magic, while actually teaching science.
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[WP] You work the nightshift at a McDonalds stationed just outside of Area 51. 3 years into the job, you've become completely desensitised to the freakish occurrences.
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[WP] Every object in the world makes the noise of its name. Trees whisper 'leavesleavesleaves', fridges hum 'fridgefridgefridge.' Mostly, people learn to drown out the background chatter of the everyday. You're sitting on the couch, alone in your apartment when you hear a faint clicking, 'gungungun'
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