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[WP] The road trip to Earth was a bad idea. The trucker whom you asked for directions mistook your GPS for an anal probe, military men have stolen your flying saucer, and no one will accept your money.

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[WP] Having been a devout Christian your entire life, you ascend into Heaven. Shortly afterwards, you are holding God at gunpoint, demanding to know why exactly your eight-year-old son had to die of bone cancer.

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If an astronaut were to spin a dumbbell on a robe in zero gravity, would the centrifugal force of the dumbells's motion move the astronaut?

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[WP] You work the nightshift at IKEA as a security guard. All of a sudden, you hear screaming over the two-way radio, 'THE MIMIC, WATCH OUT FOR THE MIMIC—' .Silence. You leave the surveillance room to investigate...

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[WP] You create a remote control that pauses time. After two weeks of joyrides and shopping sprees, you realise you've lost the remote.

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[WP] Satan is dead. You, Lucifer, must reclaim your father's throne and restore the cosmic balance, lest God, the tyrannical supercomputer, revert the universe to perfect, lifeless order.

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[WP] Mutant trees have invaded the world. A freak accident at chainsaw factory once rendered you a monster. Now, you must rise up against the arboreal menace. You are the Lumberjack.

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[WP] The world is days away from a deadly pandemic, but the rest of the world seems oblivious. You, Madagascar's Health Minister, must close the borders before it's too late.

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[WP] Several years have passed since you discovered the ability to stop time. You're strolling through a frozen crowd on a busy New York intersection when you catch movement in the corner of your eye. Was that a person?

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[WP] You fall asleep just before midnight. Then, cursing your bladder, you get back up to take a leak. Out of the corner of your eye you notice that a glowing green line on your wall-mounted clock reads '13'. Nearby, a voice says, 'Oh shit, he's seen.'

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] The road trip to Earth was a bad idea. The trucker whom you asked for directions mistook your GPS for an anal probe, military men have stolen your flying saucer, and no one will accept your money.	10	WritingPrompts
[WP] Having been a devout Christian your entire life, you ascend into Heaven. Shortly afterwards, you are holding God at gunpoint, demanding to know why exactly your eight-year-old son had to die of bone cancer.	9	WritingPrompts
If an astronaut were to spin a dumbbell on a robe in zero gravity, would the centrifugal force of the dumbells's motion move the astronaut?	8	askscience
[WP] You work the nightshift at IKEA as a security guard. All of a sudden, you hear screaming over the two-way radio, 'THE MIMIC, WATCH OUT FOR THE MIMIC—' .Silence. You leave the surveillance room to investigate...	8	WritingPrompts
[WP] You create a remote control that pauses time. After two weeks of joyrides and shopping sprees, you realise you've lost the remote.	8	WritingPrompts
[WP] Satan is dead. You, Lucifer, must reclaim your father's throne and restore the cosmic balance, lest God, the tyrannical supercomputer, revert the universe to perfect, lifeless order.	7	WritingPrompts
[WP] Mutant trees have invaded the world. A freak accident at chainsaw factory once rendered you a monster. Now, you must rise up against the arboreal menace. You are the Lumberjack.	6	WritingPrompts
[WP] The world is days away from a deadly pandemic, but the rest of the world seems oblivious. You, Madagascar's Health Minister, must close the borders before it's too late.	6	WritingPrompts
[WP] Several years have passed since you discovered the ability to stop time. You're strolling through a frozen crowd on a busy New York intersection when you catch movement in the corner of your eye. Was that a person?	5	WritingPrompts
[WP] You fall asleep just before midnight. Then, cursing your bladder, you get back up to take a leak. Out of the corner of your eye you notice that a glowing green line on your wall-mounted clock reads '13'. Nearby, a voice says, 'Oh shit, he's seen.'	5	WritingPrompts