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[WP] Be not scared, my child. Venture deeper into the forest and pay tribute to my shrine. I am one of the highest-rated local deities with over 3,000 positive reviews.
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[WP] After meeting your demise, you applied to become Death's assistant in the afterlife so you could at least stave off the boredom. However, the job seems to require keeping people alive. "Why not?" he says, "The bigger the population, the more people that will eventually die."
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[WP] On the morning commute, you are riding the subway about to enter a tunnel and you are riding the subway about to enter about to enter... Hmm on the morning commute you... Wait, hang on... Narrator, you've read that part several times now. Focus! I'm running late!
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[WP] You blacked out while drinking with your buddies and wake up in a jetliner all alone, no pilots, no other passengers. Just you at 35,000 ft and the ocean below. Fuel is running out.
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[WP] While reading a book, you encountered an open parenthesis that the writer forgot close. Now, you are desperately looking for a close parenthesis before everything in your life becomes just a special comment.
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[WP] You are one of many apprentices of the great dark mage. Your homework is to create the most vile creature imaginable. Your fellow apprentices created great beasts capable of leveling cities, but you know better. You made a creature that can inflict the most intense emotional damage.
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[WP] The world's greatest detective is retired and slowly spiraling into dementia due to his idleness. To keep his mind sharp, his concerned neighbors agree to pretend that the town holds a dark secret. The rest of the town play along with the detective's "investigation".
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[WP] You were supposed to time travel back to the early 1900s to prevent World War I but you arrived several centuries off. However, you're still committed to the mission. Now you need to orchestrate the events that will prevent WWI from several centuries back.
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[WP] You have access to a lounge where other versions of you can hang out. Your younger selves ask for advice from older selves. Older selves ask for pictures and memories from younger selves. It's all very relaxed until one day the exit disappears, trapping all your selves in it...
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