/u/argon118's posts
[WP] As an ancient god, you are at the end of your life as your name slips from the memories of your people. You expect death to be peaceful but you keep popping in and out of existence as some of your people suddenly remember your name and then forget it again. It's starting to get annoying.
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[WP] Humans finally broke physics by travelling faster than light in an experimental spaceship. 8 alien civilizations visited earth to issue a speeding ticket and 3 more sent strongly worded letters about safety in their school zones.
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[WP] You are blessed with the ability to view events in the past, present, and future as long as no human eyes have seen them. You could watch the formation of the solar system and the evolution of dinosaurs but for some reason, you could not watch the Big Bang nor the end of the universe.
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[WP] Your cat leaves half-dead mice around your house and it's becoming a chore disposing them. Unknown to you, a secret society of hitcats considers you the best cleaner of murder scenes. You ask no questions and take no payments. One day, a mouse squeaks the name of your cat before dying.
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[WP] After a long journey, we humans finally arrived at Sagittarius B2, the largest space cloud made of alcohol. Upon arriving, the other aliens barred us from entering as they deemed us too young of a race. That won't stop us tho. No civilization age limit can stop humans from getting booze.
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[WP] Your parents grounded you and took away your phone. The next day, several birds with messenger bags arrived. The birds chirped "Good morning sir, a message from your dear friend" and they read the message from your friends laughing at you being grounded.
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[WP] You've been cursed to remain average no matter what you do. Unfortunately, that includes your age. You've been stuck at an age of 29.6 years old (the average age of all humans in the world) for a really long time now. Now it's time to change that but what can an average person do?
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[WP] Gravity has gone haywire but it's oriented a little differently for everyone. Your roommates live sideways, some of your colleagues at work are upside down, and your SO at a 45 degree angle. You are one of the few who remain the right way up.
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[WP] The best way for sailors to be sure of a safe voyage was for them to bribe the mermaids with books. The most strategic mariners would offer a selection of the first books in a number of series as insurance for their return journey.
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[WP] "How many times does this make?" The screen flashed: 7,321. "That's a lot. You know looping back in time degrades the nerve cells in your brain and spinal cord, right?" "I know," said the robotic voice. "I just need more time. Now, announce the invitation to yesterday's party."
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