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Typical stoner fare but a dire warning about Dollar Tree Chocolate Milk. It somehow tastes neither like milk or chocolate. It tastes ordering chocolate milk from Temu. People wouldn't recognize this as chocolate milk in blind taste tests. And that's criminal. I just might politely return it tomorrow

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[WP] You open the front door and see a poodle. It’s wearing sunglasses. It suddenly combusts, leaving its shades on smoldering ash. You put them on. You hear Flight of the Bumblebees and begin flying violently through a wormhole. You land on a carousel horse. The poodle materializes next to you.

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Typical stoner fare but a dire warning about Dollar Tree Chocolate Milk. It somehow tastes neither like milk or chocolate. It tastes ordering chocolate milk from Temu. People wouldn't recognize this as chocolate milk in blind taste tests. And that's criminal. I just might politely return it tomorrow	339	stonerfood
[WP] You open the front door and see a poodle. It’s wearing sunglasses. It suddenly combusts, leaving its shades on smoldering ash. You put them on. You hear Flight of the Bumblebees and begin flying violently through a wormhole. You land on a carousel horse. The poodle materializes next to you.	3	WritingPrompts