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As a mortician, I knew that cats don’t eat a dead body until they’ve completely run out of food.

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God, I’m going to give this place such a bad review for making me wait an hour for pickup.

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Since my nose was running, I blew gently.

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As I held my therapy cat, I prayed she’d never understand why I cried during mass shooter training.

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I cried at my lack of agency as I held the broken ceramic up to my wrist. NSFW

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My cat proudly laid on my chest, purring me to sleep much faster than usual.

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Due to my autism, I was always afraid to speak up when the waiter brought the wrong food.

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After hundreds of applications, I finally received an interview.

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After drinking 2 bottles of Benadryl, JC didn’t need her eyes to see anymore.

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The newly unemployed doctor smiled as he stepped into traffic.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As a mortician, I knew that cats don’t eat a dead body until they’ve completely run out of food.	253
God, I’m going to give this place such a bad review for making me wait an hour for pickup.	124
Since my nose was running, I blew gently.	53
As I held my therapy cat, I prayed she’d never understand why I cried during mass shooter training.	36
I cried at my lack of agency as I held the broken ceramic up to my wrist. NSFW	19
My cat proudly laid on my chest, purring me to sleep much faster than usual.	16
Due to my autism, I was always afraid to speak up when the waiter brought the wrong food.	16
After hundreds of applications, I finally received an interview.	14
After drinking 2 bottles of Benadryl, JC didn’t need her eyes to see anymore.	14
The newly unemployed doctor smiled as he stepped into traffic.	10