/u/awesomo_prime's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"It's all in your head, it's all in your head", I told myself as I tried to find my bearings.

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My blind date cried when I left her place early because she wasn't my type.

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I'm pretending to be oblivious to the fact that there's a squatter living in my attic.

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My home's AI correctly identified and eliminated the home intruder while we were away.

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Give a man a fish, he eats for a day.

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I told the kidnapper I dropped off only half of the random because that's all I could afford.

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I told my new cook, if she spends the time making it, I'll take my time eating it.

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My favorite part of autumn is running through haunted corn mazes.

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When I was a little girl, I'd dream of stabbing my mother while I hummed a creepy tune.

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Kill a would-be mugger with a gun, and I'm called a hero.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"It's all in your head, it's all in your head", I told myself as I tried to find my bearings.	5472
My blind date cried when I left her place early because she wasn't my type.	2476
I'm pretending to be oblivious to the fact that there's a squatter living in my attic.	1541
My home's AI correctly identified and eliminated the home intruder while we were away.	1532
Give a man a fish, he eats for a day.	1269
I told the kidnapper I dropped off only half of the random because that's all I could afford.	1149
I told my new cook, if she spends the time making it, I'll take my time eating it.	731
My favorite part of autumn is running through haunted corn mazes.	341
When I was a little girl, I'd dream of stabbing my mother while I hummed a creepy tune.	307
Kill a would-be mugger with a gun, and I'm called a hero.	289