/u/axolotletoyou's posts
[WP] Aliens think humans are so cute! They love how tiny we are and how we squeak and squirm. You're trying to be taken seriously by the galactic council, but they won't stop picking you up and petting you.
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[WP] "You dare laugh at me, mortal?!" Says the Queen of Shadows when you find out she is a seven year old.
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[WP] You get captured and taken to a town full of elf, centaurs, and other magical creatures. You get put into a pet shop and get labeled as one of the super adorable pet humans.
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[WP] Super heroes are required to pay for any damages caused during fights by the cities. In fact, most super villains are just heroes who are in debt from their past fights.
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[WP] Dragons think it is so cute how humans have pets like dogs. They copy our pets, but now we are "dragon's best friend."
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[WP] You're parents are very successful monster hunters, and you were bitten by a vampire last week. You tell you're parents, and they reveal that all of your siblings have been victims of monster bites.
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[WP] As a fairy, you are starting to get annoyed by how much little girls catch you and take you home in bug jars.
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[WP] You rub the magic lamp to bring out the genie. You ask your first wish but they stop you to explain. They're an anti-genie, you have to find a way to grant them three wishes.
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[WP] You got sacrificed by your village to giants. You start to freak out, but the giants do you no harm, because they are keeping you as their pet.
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