/u/baelrog's posts
[WP] "What is keeping you from implementing this new feature into our product?" "The laws of physics." "Get a good lawyer then."
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[WP] By the order of the king, you've subjugated the mountain trolls and brought back the severed head of their god. To the kings surprise, the head started talking the moment it was presented to the royal court. Now you understand the other meaning to the title of the God of Trolls.
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[WP] “You and all of your descendants will die young,” the King of Gods cursed. The trickster god snickered and planted the knowledge of agelessness to a brilliant young geneticist.
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[WP] You are the commander of an alien fleet. You come in peace. As a token of goodwill, you give the Humans the schematics and samples of a simple fusion reactor. It should elevate the humans to a new era, but somehow the nations on Earth are very angry with you. What do the Humans mean by oil?
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[WP] The alien invasion was fake. All the aliens and those who died in the invasion were lifelike droids. Humanity prospered for 50 years under the looming threat. You found out the truth sitting by the deathbed of the renowned scientist, choosing whether to take up the mantle or reveal it all.
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[WP] Genies are dark creatures who twist your wishes. Hoping to escape the encounter mostly unscathed, you made a mundane wish with an obvious loophole that will cause some brief minor inconvenience but nothing too damaging. The genie looks at you, and sees through your ploy.
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[WP] You got trapped in a horror film with a serial killer. The catch is you are a invincible demigod and pretty sure another demigod is playing a prank on you. The killer is staring at you awkwardly as his hachet broke after a clean strike to your face that you didn't even bother to dodge.
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[WP] "This is the G.S.S. Exodus of the sapient species preservation fleet. We are totally, uh, let's see what they're called, humans. Please select 1 million of your kind to board our evacuation fleet. There is no need to panic, there is absolutely no extra-dimensional invader coming this way."
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[WP] A coalition of distinct looking aliens invade Earth, they are angry that the plot of their favorite primitive reality show "Hairless aps on the thrid rock of a main sequence star" has gotten so ridiculous and demands to see the lizard people writing the show.
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