/u/baelrog's posts
[WP] The contract wasn't written down in words. You strapped lasers and a pair of gliders onto a 90kg pig, and launched it into the air with a siege engine that can throw it for 300 meters while live streaming. You fulfilled your side of the bargain of getting millions to catch "the dead swine flew"
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[WP] The Greek Gods were real, well, sort of. They were a team of alien anthropologists observing the Humans. The whole research project was scrapped when the head researcher took the job requirement of needing him to "love aliens" a bit too far.
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[WP] The mountain tribes worship you. The forest tribes worship you. The tundra tribes worship you. The trolls misunderstood what your title meant, buy you find it very fitting. You are the patron god(goddess) of trolls.
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[WP] You've been playing the new game plus of your favorite game over and over. The protagonist of the game thought he/she is stuck in a time loop, yet it was the best years in his/her life, and is happy to live through them time and again.
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[WP] "I'll do my best, but the problem is," he said with a sigh, "I probably don't even have to obey the laws of physics, it's difficult for me to obey the laws set by you mortals, especially when a lot of it makes no sense what so ever." "We can turn off your internet." "Uh, fine....."
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[WP] The primitive observation reality show "Thrid rock from a main sequence star" has been losing viewers, so the producers decided to spice it up a bit
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[WP] Years ago Elon Musk came across a hyper intelligent AI from a long dead Martian civilization, today he is finally fulfilling the dream of his AI friend, sending it home.
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