/u/baltinerdist's posts
[WP] On your fourth date, you suddenly realize: the person you've been dating has actually been three kids sitting on each other's shoulders wearing a trenchcoat this whole time! How could you have missed all the signs?
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[WP] "When one door closes, another one opens." Well, that's actually true - every door on Earth is connected to another somewhere. And figuring that out took you and your spouse from small time crooks to the world's greatest thieves.
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[WP] You can't help but shake the feeling that you are being followed. And as it turns out, the person that is following you also can't shake the feeling that they're being followed. And as it turns out...
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[WP] There are three things you need to know about living in Randallsville, PA. First, the Walmart is the only thing in this tiny town open past 9:00 p.m. Second...
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[WP] The zombie Apocalypse isn't all that bad. You and your partner got tickets to go see a comedy show at the UCB Theater (Undead Citizens Brigade, that is).
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[EU] After a trek through the jungle, you find it. The hiding place of legendary artifacts from across space and time. After crossing the moat and descending the Steps of Knowledge, the giant Mayan stone head at the entrance welcomes you to the Hidden Temple.
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[WP] The CIA sends you to China to act as a double agent. Chinese intelligence send you to Britain to do the same. The British, to North Korea. The North Koreans, to France. The French, to Russia. The Russians, to America. You're a sextuple agent and it's getting hard to keep your story straight.
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[WP] In the sullen, sodden, squalor-ridden realm of Mudscump, King Bogtrodder the VI has finally died leaving no heir. The privy council tries to name a replacement but literally nobody wants to rule this awful, depressing place. Until one day, there's a volunteer.
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[WP] The person of Santa Claus has existed long before the fables of the modern world. In fact, to many cultures and many religions throughout time, he was simply another one of the Gods. Tell the story of one culture's God of Children's Wishes.
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