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[WP] A glitch has occurred in your company’s Zoom account. You realize as you log into your afternoon staff meeting that every attendee is logging in from a different parallel universe.
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[EU] Nobody in my family will talk about it anymore but I know it happened. My dad dressed up as an old woman after the divorce and got a job as my nanny and it really messed me up.
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[WP] You’re the greatest superhero! No, wait, you’re a super spy! Better, you’re a medieval knight! Or actually, you’re a karate master. Well, one thing you’re definitely not is ready to go down for your nap.
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[WP] You've gathered the royal council together. This time, the princess is perfectly safe and bethrothed, the treaty with the dragons is holding, the royal vizier finished rehab and is actually kind now, and no one from another dimension has appeared in a while. Things are actually... kinda boring.
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[WP] You are the last remaining leaf resolutely clinging to a tree that can't go to sleep for the winter until you fall off. The tree is beginning to get desperate.
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[WP] The police have released the long, drawn out letters from a serial killer in hopes someone will recognize patterns or phrases. And you do. Because you read what must be their recipe blog.
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[WP] Despite the prophecy, you’ve managed to go 40 years without allowing the universe to turn you into a protagonist. You avoid plot hooks every single day. Your children are beginning to notice the strange things the universe throws at you.
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[WP] When Dracula needs a new castle, when the Mummy's tomb gets a bit too cramped, when Satan himself wants a ski cabin for a change, who do they call? Mary Regina Anderson, Realtor of the Damned.
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