/u/baltinerdist's posts
[WP] The news goes wild with confirmation that aliens live among us because one got drunk and flew his spaceship around a major city. Your first response to the news is, “Damn it, Zlorb, we talked about this!”
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[WP] “We’ll not last the night without reinforcements,” said General Mills. “Damn you Crunch, where are you Captain?” A voice from behind him says: “I prefer Cap’n.”
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[WP] The longer you watch this prop comic, the more and more you’re certain… this dude’s a serial killer.
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[WP] You’ve been invited to a dinner party of a friend of a friend. When you arrive, their house decor is very “Live, Laugh, Love,” except when you start really reading the accent pieces and decor, they are actually a bit ... different.
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[WP] The Chosen One is having a tough go of saving the world, not because they don't have the skills and powers necessary, but because nobody wants to help them. The Chosen One, well, they're kind of a dick.
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[WP] They said you wouldn't live past 30, but you've defied all the odds and so far, your doctor says you remain in good health. "They," being an international consortium of top assassins, are getting a bit frustrated.
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[WP] The fewer believers, the fewer the gods. However, the things gods are responsible for have only increased and somebody’s gotta be in charge of them. This has led to some very odd combinations of domains of oversight.
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[WP] After you leave your therapist's office, your imaginary friend decides to reveal themselves and dish with the therapist on what it's like dealing with you.
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[WP] Your spouse calls you into the hallway and points at the door to the left of your bedroom door. You've lived in this house for fifteen years. That door wasn't there yesterday.
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