/u/bard_of_space's posts
[WP] you are the last necromancer, employed by the royal family to keep them in power forever. you have just been fired, and now you need to find a new job
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[EU] you are a human atheist in a universe where atheists get assigned to a random afterlife. you have just been assigned to starclan.
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[WP] you are an immortal being. you sleep at the center of the universe from its beginning to its end, only awakening to start a new big bang. this cycle has repeated identically countless times. but this time, something is different
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[Wp] you have been given twelve dificult trials, to brave with only what you have on hand. All you have is a ball of yarn, your dead phone, and an unreasonable amount of fruit snacks
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[WP] its thousands of years in the future, and humanity has driven itself near-extinct via nuclear war. The radiation has sped up evolution, and various species of anthropomorphic creatures have built a society out of the ruins of ours. Someone has just uncovered a bunker full of humans...
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[WP] you are an alien with a natural ability to communicate with animals from any planet. You have just crash landed on earth, and your ships radio broke in the crash, leaving you stranded. However, while you were unconscious a stray cat decided it likes you and has agreed to be your guide to earth
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[WP] you are the first human to contact aliens. the first thing they do is inform you that earth's crust is so dense in a magic-retardant metal that its completely absent from the planet. this should make life impossible
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