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[WP] You are a Paleontologist excavating an exciting fossil in Colorado. Its all going well until from between its ribs, you find a soda can, lodged within the ancient rock.
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[OP] The United States have begun a program to clone the perfect human specimens for military use. S.E.A.L's, Delta force, SWAT, Rangers are all brought in but they all shiver as he walks in... Ron Swanson.
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You are an undergraduate studying paleontology, and you just got the opportunity of your college career. You get to dig in the Hell Creek Formation to help unearth a T. Rex specimen. Your Studies don't prepare you when you find, withing the belly of the beast, a can of Coke.
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