/u/beerbellybegone's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My son was 5 when I told him I was running to the store to get some milk.

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The doors to the operating theater closed, and that's the last time I saw my wife.

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When I was younger, I always imagined kidnappers as dark people who drove vans and offered kids candy

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My boss's office wall is covered in what he calls "motivational posters".

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My daughter's second birthday party was a big success, she got loads of presents.

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I said my prayers every night, just like my mother told me to.

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I gazed upon my newborn son as he lay peacefully asleep in his crib, not a care in the world.

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I asked my daughter how old she was, she smiled and held up four fingers.

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I fall asleep every night with my phone still on next to me

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The thing I love most about my wife is how she's helping me grow into becoming a better person.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My son was 5 when I told him I was running to the store to get some milk.	1084
The doors to the operating theater closed, and that's the last time I saw my wife.	221
When I was younger, I always imagined kidnappers as dark people who drove vans and offered kids candy	193
My boss's office wall is covered in what he calls "motivational posters".	165
My daughter's second birthday party was a big success, she got loads of presents.	156
I said my prayers every night, just like my mother told me to.	145
I gazed upon my newborn son as he lay peacefully asleep in his crib, not a care in the world.	140
I asked my daughter how old she was, she smiled and held up four fingers.	66
I fall asleep every night with my phone still on next to me	65
The thing I love most about my wife is how she's helping me grow into becoming a better person.	56