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My wife always said she wanted twins.

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My son reached into his school bag and asked his friend if he wanted gum.

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I texted my wife to say I was sorry but I was going to be home late tonight.

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Of all my children, my daughter has her mother's face.

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At the sound of gunshots, I ran towards the back of the store with the rest of the panicked shoppers.

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After hammering on the lid of the coffin for what seemed like forever, I realized that my efforts were in vain

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Daddy said he'd always protect me from monsters.

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I had no idea what to expect changing my first diaper as a brand new father.

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The tears streamed down my face as they lowered my parents into the ground.

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We got to the gate and I gave my daughter a kiss and waved bye bye, just like every morning.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My wife always said she wanted twins.	52
My son reached into his school bag and asked his friend if he wanted gum.	38
I texted my wife to say I was sorry but I was going to be home late tonight.	32
Of all my children, my daughter has her mother's face.	30
At the sound of gunshots, I ran towards the back of the store with the rest of the panicked shoppers.	24
After hammering on the lid of the coffin for what seemed like forever, I realized that my efforts were in vain	24
Daddy said he'd always protect me from monsters.	20
I had no idea what to expect changing my first diaper as a brand new father.	19
The tears streamed down my face as they lowered my parents into the ground.	18
We got to the gate and I gave my daughter a kiss and waved bye bye, just like every morning.	18