/u/beerbellybegone's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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It was the best thing I'd ever seen, I didn't believe the show could ever get any better.

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My wife just said "You weren't even listening, were you?"

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It was nearing 2A.M., and I had finally gotten my newborn to sleep.

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Taking my kids on a cross-country road trip is an amazing adventure.

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I didn't think there could be any worse feeling than learning my wife forgot our daughter in the boiling hot car.

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I was glad my baby girl was finally going to sleep through the night.

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My older brother told me to change the channel to his show, but I said I was here first and I have the remote.

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We promise our product is completely natural, no preservatives or substitutes, whatsoever.

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I thought my boss was joking when he said I was too good an employee to ever be allowed to leave.

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When all was said and done, Corona really wasn't that bad

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
It was the best thing I'd ever seen, I didn't believe the show could ever get any better.	16
My wife just said "You weren't even listening, were you?"	13
It was nearing 2A.M., and I had finally gotten my newborn to sleep.	12
Taking my kids on a cross-country road trip is an amazing adventure.	7
I didn't think there could be any worse feeling than learning my wife forgot our daughter in the boiling hot car.	7
I was glad my baby girl was finally going to sleep through the night.	6
My older brother told me to change the channel to his show, but I said I was here first and I have the remote.	6
We promise our product is completely natural, no preservatives or substitutes, whatsoever.	5
I thought my boss was joking when he said I was too good an employee to ever be allowed to leave.	5
When all was said and done, Corona really wasn't that bad	5