/u/beerbellybegone's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You are Dog to which dyslexic people sometimes address their prayers. You do your best to help because you're a good boy, but alas, you are a dog.
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[WP] You're the ghost who haunts this house. Not because of an ancient injustice or in order to gain vengeance, merely because you're too introverted to ever want to leave your house
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[WP] Falling asleep while watching "Field of Dreams", you dreamed of a voice telling you to build a bar for extraterrestrials. Taking the dream to heart, you began to build. Seconds after the city inspector gives your bar final approval to open, an alien slithers in asking for a cold one.
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[WP] You've spent so much time with the human who summoned you that you've actually begun to enjoy his company. That's what got you into this whole mess.
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[WP] "Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman-" "Englishman? Bollocks to that, I'm Irish!"
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[WP] You can control people's actions by editing their Wikipedia page. At first you used it to end war and poverty, but you've grown bored and want to see how far you can go with this.
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[WP] The year is 2136, you are the head of a scientific delegation which has finally been given approval to draw blood and DNA samples in order to determine the cause behind the longevity of Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II
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[WP] The green-earth initiative is going great! Rivers are being cleaned, the switch to green power is progressing smoothly, and the capture and enslavement of factory owners is exactly on schedule. Your boss is very happy with your work, now it's time for the final stage.
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[WP] Legend says that the angel Metatron teaches babies all wisdom possible and pinches them on their lips to create a cleft and make them forget all their learning right before they are born. One day, a mix-up occurs and one of the babies is born a split-second before Metatron's touch.
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[WP] Though you don't realize it, you're the luckiest person on earth. A string of lucky coincidences leads to you finding a supply of cash hidden by a mob boss. You walk around oblivious as Mafia goons keep having freak accidents as they try to stop you and recover the money.
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