/u/beerbellybegone's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Every year you hold a feast, and your closest friends and family come from around the world to join in. The last dish is cleared, and everyone gathers around you as you share with them the reason they all came: the ballad of the time your wife admitted you were right.
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[WP] Your face is all over the news, with reactions ranging from "Genius!" to "Psychotic madman". The only problem is, the last thing you remember doing is taking an Ambien and going to sleep last night
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[WP] Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem... if no one else can help... and if you can find them... maybe you can hire... The Babysitters
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[WP] You've conquered the world, brought peace to warring tribes, and eradicated poverty and hunger. You now pass on to your toughest challenge yet: finding the perfect birthday present for your wife.
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[WP] Society created a social credit system. Good or bad deeds increased or decreased your score. The higher your score, the more benefits you received. All babies born received the top score of 1,000, as innocents who can do wrong. All babies except yours.
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[WP] The Evolution Committee has been very happy with your work so far, the opposable thumbs thing was a big hit. Your latest idea, however, is the reason they've called you in for a talk
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[WP] Every night your father tucks you in and assures you that there are no monsters under the bed. That's because he knows that they're waiting in the closet
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[WP] "Check out this link!", your friend texted you. As a joke, he added you to Wikipedia's list of richest people. You forgot about it until you checked your balance later that week
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[WP] You have a great career, a beautiful wife who adores you, and the two cutest kids. Every other aspect of your life, though, is a flaming mess
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[WP] The rebel leader is the village woman who snuck you food when you were cast out as a baby and left to die. You swore when you came to power and sought your revenge on the villagers that you'd spare her life, but she's currently in your castle systematically taking out your guards.
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