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My daughter's second birthday party was a big success, she got loads of presents.

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[WP] Falling asleep while watching "Field of Dreams", you dreamed of a voice telling you to build a bar for extraterrestrials. Taking the dream to heart, you began to build. Seconds after the city inspector gives your bar final approval to open, an alien slithers in asking for a cold one.

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I said my prayers every night, just like my mother told me to.

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I gazed upon my newborn son as he lay peacefully asleep in his crib, not a care in the world.

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[WP] You've spent so much time with the human who summoned you that you've actually begun to enjoy his company. That's what got you into this whole mess.

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[WP] "Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman-" "Englishman? Bollocks to that, I'm Irish!"

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[WP] You can control people's actions by editing their Wikipedia page. At first you used it to end war and poverty, but you've grown bored and want to see how far you can go with this.

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[WP] The year is 2136, you are the head of a scientific delegation which has finally been given approval to draw blood and DNA samples in order to determine the cause behind the longevity of Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II

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I asked my daughter how old she was, she smiled and held up four fingers.

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I fall asleep every night with my phone still on next to me

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My daughter's second birthday party was a big success, she got loads of presents.	156	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] Falling asleep while watching "Field of Dreams", you dreamed of a voice telling you to build a bar for extraterrestrials. Taking the dream to heart, you began to build. Seconds after the city inspector gives your bar final approval to open, an alien slithers in asking for a cold one.	149	WritingPrompts
I said my prayers every night, just like my mother told me to.	145	TwoSentenceHorror
I gazed upon my newborn son as he lay peacefully asleep in his crib, not a care in the world.	140	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] You've spent so much time with the human who summoned you that you've actually begun to enjoy his company. That's what got you into this whole mess.	126	WritingPrompts
[WP] "Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman-" "Englishman? Bollocks to that, I'm Irish!"	83	WritingPrompts
[WP] You can control people's actions by editing their Wikipedia page. At first you used it to end war and poverty, but you've grown bored and want to see how far you can go with this.	82	WritingPrompts
[WP] The year is 2136, you are the head of a scientific delegation which has finally been given approval to draw blood and DNA samples in order to determine the cause behind the longevity of Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II	74	WritingPrompts
I asked my daughter how old she was, she smiled and held up four fingers.	66	TwoSentenceHorror
I fall asleep every night with my phone still on next to me	65	TwoSentenceHorror