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The thing I love most about my wife is how she's helping me grow into becoming a better person.

56 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Did the Village People always have a gay subtext to their act, or was it something that developed over time?

55 upvotes • r/AskHistorians

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My wife always said she wanted twins.

52 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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How did 24+ hour-long doctor shifts come to be?

51 upvotes • r/AskHistorians

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[WP] The green-earth initiative is going great! Rivers are being cleaned, the switch to green power is progressing smoothly, and the capture and enslavement of factory owners is exactly on schedule. Your boss is very happy with your work, now it's time for the final stage.

46 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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My son reached into his school bag and asked his friend if he wanted gum.

38 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[WP] Legend says that the angel Metatron teaches babies all wisdom possible and pinches them on their lips to create a cleft and make them forget all their learning right before they are born. One day, a mix-up occurs and one of the babies is born a split-second before Metatron's touch.

36 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] Though you don't realize it, you're the luckiest person on earth. A string of lucky coincidences leads to you finding a supply of cash hidden by a mob boss. You walk around oblivious as Mafia goons keep having freak accidents as they try to stop you and recover the money.

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I texted my wife to say I was sorry but I was going to be home late tonight.

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Of all my children, my daughter has her mother's face.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The thing I love most about my wife is how she's helping me grow into becoming a better person.	56	TwoSentenceHorror
Did the Village People always have a gay subtext to their act, or was it something that developed over time?	55	AskHistorians
My wife always said she wanted twins.	52	TwoSentenceHorror
How did 24+ hour-long doctor shifts come to be?	51	AskHistorians
[WP] The green-earth initiative is going great! Rivers are being cleaned, the switch to green power is progressing smoothly, and the capture and enslavement of factory owners is exactly on schedule. Your boss is very happy with your work, now it's time for the final stage.	46	WritingPrompts
My son reached into his school bag and asked his friend if he wanted gum.	38	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] Legend says that the angel Metatron teaches babies all wisdom possible and pinches them on their lips to create a cleft and make them forget all their learning right before they are born. One day, a mix-up occurs and one of the babies is born a split-second before Metatron's touch.	36	WritingPrompts
[WP] Though you don't realize it, you're the luckiest person on earth. A string of lucky coincidences leads to you finding a supply of cash hidden by a mob boss. You walk around oblivious as Mafia goons keep having freak accidents as they try to stop you and recover the money.	32	WritingPrompts
I texted my wife to say I was sorry but I was going to be home late tonight.	32	TwoSentenceHorror
Of all my children, my daughter has her mother's face.	30	TwoSentenceHorror