/u/billbill5's posts
After being forced to starve and live naked in the woods for years, my wife and I finally found the courage to steal some food from the man who had been torturing us.
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I don't care if the tornado is f-4, f-5, or f one fucking million, I'm not moving my wife and baby because of some damn wind.
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With tears in her eyes, my girlfriend explained how she was so sorry, she heard what happened to my mother.
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[WP] You were raised by a shadowy criminal organization. You have been trained by countless combat experts, taken on numerous jobs, and shown a willingness and ability to kill above that of your peers. As you turn 18, you find out the role your organization has chosen for you: Security.
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Mommy and daddy get upset with me when I sleep in my closet, they tell me I need to sleep in my bed like a big girl.
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When I was 12, I asked God to let me experience the happiest moment I'll ever have in the next 30 years early.
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I couldn't help but feel flattered as my friend started to introduce me as the funniest guy he knew.
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I have this recurring nightmare where a man with a knife slowly stalks towards my room door from the other side of the hallway, but I always wake up before he can get to me.
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[WP] Superheroes have grown tired of their normal friends/family being put in danger, dying, and convincing them to give up being a hero. They decide to give up their normal lives and form a community, socializing with only like-minded heroes. You're the director of this community, and it's day 1.
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[WP] Before humans made themselves and all other animals extinct, you were a zookeeper. You were born mute, so your interaction with other humans were always limited, but you loved to care for the big cats (lions, cheetahs) One day you find Cubs that you have no experience raising: six Human babies.
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