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After being forced to starve and live naked in the woods for years, my wife and I finally found the courage to steal some food from the man who had been torturing us.

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I don't care if the tornado is f-4, f-5, or f one fucking million, I'm not moving my wife and baby because of some damn wind.

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Mommy and daddy get upset with me when I sleep in my closet, they tell me I need to sleep in my bed like a big girl.

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When I was 12, I asked God to let me experience the happiest moment I'll ever have in the next 30 years early.

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I couldn't help but feel flattered as my friend started to introduce me as the funniest guy he knew.

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I have this recurring nightmare where a man with a knife slowly stalks towards my room door from the other side of the hallway, but I always wake up before he can get to me.

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Today is 2/24/1986, it is my 23rd birthday, and a gentleman in his 40's and wearing a blue suit with a grey tie approached me, claiming to be my son.

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The man lying on the floor is my first kill in this civil war, and although we come from the same country, same city, and even the same neighborhood, I know I am meant to feel happiness.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After being forced to starve and live naked in the woods for years, my wife and I finally found the courage to steal some food from the man who had been torturing us.	8383
I don't care if the tornado is f-4, f-5, or f one fucking million, I'm not moving my wife and baby because of some damn wind.	547
Mommy and daddy get upset with me when I sleep in my closet, they tell me I need to sleep in my bed like a big girl.	140
When I was 12, I asked God to let me experience the happiest moment I'll ever have in the next 30 years early.	96
I couldn't help but feel flattered as my friend started to introduce me as the funniest guy he knew.	82
I have this recurring nightmare where a man with a knife slowly stalks towards my room door from the other side of the hallway, but I always wake up before he can get to me.	57
Today is 2/24/1986, it is my 23rd birthday, and a gentleman in his 40's and wearing a blue suit with a grey tie approached me, claiming to be my son.	22
The man lying on the floor is my first kill in this civil war, and although we come from the same country, same city, and even the same neighborhood, I know I am meant to feel happiness.	20