/u/blablador-2001's posts
[WP] You were asked out by your crush to come and hang out with her after school. On your date, she drained your blood and buried you in the woods thinking that you were another easy victim. And now, the next morning, she looks horrified when you walk into class.
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[WP] You are a hero that can manipulate darkness and shadow, able to make it solid and shape it into many forms. As you are cornered by Villains, trapped within a room made to trap you, with no shadow around, you tell them something that makes them stare at you in horror. "Human insides are dark"
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[WP] You are the first person to become a vampire in 10,000 years. Your master and his entire clan are shocked when they learn you can walk in sunlight without burning. "Sunscreen, you simpeltons." Was your response when they asked how.
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[WP] Your wife, a beautiful elven woman, finally had enough and demanded to know why you dont seem to age despite being a human.
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[WP] "Any last words, WITCH!" You looked at him weirdly, but you realized he was being serious. Taking advantage of the witch hunters idiocy, you spoke infernal, and conjured a spell.
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[WP] "HOW DID YOU SPECIES MANAGED TO FIGURE OUT ALL THIS TECHNICAL WONDER, BUT FAILED TO INVENT FASTER THAN LIGHT TRAVEL???"
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[WP] Many countries have mythological heroes that will "Come back to save their homeland in its greatest hour of need". Well...all of them came back, but we cant figure out what the danger is...
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[WP] A group of humans talks about the new videogame that just came out, and brag about their kill counts, telling in detail about the coolest kills they scored. An alien sitting one table away hears their conversation and is absolutely terrified, not knowing what a videogame is.
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