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[WP] The vampire stares at you awkwardly after draining you. "Listen, you might want to throw up, I'm basically a demi-god but from an Eldritch deity. I have no idea what a blood from a semi-12 dimensional being will do to you."
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[WP] A horrifying creature of the night enters a Church. Before anyone could do anything about it, the creature kneels before the cross and starts praying.
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[WP] You don't know how you got here, where you are, or how to get back home. In desperation you started praying, and now a whole pantheon is staring down at you, shock and bewilderment visible on their faces.
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[WP] If nothing works, say or do something SO stupid that your enemy's brain needs a moment to process it, and then stab them.
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You decided to confront the intruder who was making so much noise in your kitchen. What you find is bigfoot making spaghetti, and asking you if you want some. Not to mention, apparently he invited some skinwalkers for "Spaghetti night" too, and they will arrive soon.
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You walk down the stairs, shotgun in your hands as you heard something in your kitchen. It turns out that bigfoot decided to borrow your kitchen to cook some spaghetti.
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[WP] Your mother named Artemis as your Godmother. Dad always thought it was a joke, but he was put off by how spiteful she looked when doing it. Jokes on you her! Aunt Artemis is AWSOME and doesn't care at all about your gender!
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[WP] "I know how to win. If the chance of success is something like 0.00001%, I know exactly where to be, what to do, how to do it and what to do next in order to achieve my goal. Probability doesn't exist for me, I can chose what outcome I want! ...so do you still want to fight?"
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