/u/blablador-2001's posts
"SIR! YOU DONT UNDERSTAND, HE ISNT *JUST* SLAVIC! HE IS **THE** SLAVIC! HIS DNA CONTAINS EVERY SLAVIC DNA WE KNOWN!!"
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[WP] This new town is amusing. A werewolf pack in the woods, the major and his family are all vampires, the hookers on the streets are all succubus, and im 99% sure that my neighbor is from a satanic cult. Me? I'm a Eldritch demigod, and im tempted to reveal myself just to see everybody's reaction.
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[WP] "I didn't call for an exorcism!" Karen yells before her eyes change into fire, and her voice deepens. "I did! Get me the fuck out of this body! This is worse than hell!" The demon possessing her begs the priest.
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The first thing that mankind did after gaining Free Will was to look at the sky and say, "God, tell me what to do". All the angels facepalmed, but God watched patiently.
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[WP] You live in an area heavily infested with dangerous cryptids. Everyone told you it was a bad idea, but you didn't believed what they said. Now after 5 years of living here, you believe it, you live with them afterall, you share a forest. Gotta say, those cryptids rather chill.
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[WP] You see colors around people. Red is angry, blue is sad, pink is love, green is disgust, purple is fear, etc. But today you saw black, and it was thick enough to make the person look like a wound in reality.
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