/u/blademan9999's posts in /r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] "Welcome adventure, you will not face the might of... Hang on did you just quicksave?"

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[EU] After getting his ring back from the engraver, Sauron realizes it mistakenly says "One Ring To Rule The Mall".

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[EU] "Why is there smoke coming out of the Jedi Temple, Anakin?" "Ooh that isn't smoke that's steam, steam from the steamed clams we're having."

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[WP] In a world where very many people on earth have some kind of super power, Gordon Ramsey's show Hells Kitchen becomes a lot more interesting when even super powered chefs still manage to screw up food.

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[WP] "Why have you summoned me mortal" "fight me" "What?" "FIGHT ME"

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[WP] "What I Did on my Summer Vacation," by H.P. Lovecraft, age 9

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[EU] Voldemort has been killed by the Dursely's. The wizarding community is not sure what to think of this.

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[WP] "I am beginining to think that hiring M.C.Escher as an architect was a bad idea."

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[WP] Write a scene from history but with Pokemon in it.

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[WP] You are a supervillain. However while other villains rob banks or try to take over the world, you just go around annoying people.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] "Welcome adventure, you will not face the might of... Hang on did you just quicksave?"	187
[EU] After getting his ring back from the engraver, Sauron realizes it mistakenly says "One Ring To Rule The Mall".	137
[EU] "Why is there smoke coming out of the Jedi Temple, Anakin?" "Ooh that isn't smoke that's steam, steam from the steamed clams we're having."	124
[WP] In a world where very many people on earth have some kind of super power, Gordon Ramsey's show Hells Kitchen becomes a lot more interesting when even super powered chefs still manage to screw up food.	108
[WP] "Why have you summoned me mortal" "fight me" "What?" "FIGHT ME"	102
[WP] "What I Did on my Summer Vacation," by H.P. Lovecraft, age 9	102
[EU] Voldemort has been killed by the Dursely's. The wizarding community is not sure what to think of this.	60
[WP] "I am beginining to think that hiring M.C.Escher as an architect was a bad idea."	37
[WP] Write a scene from history but with Pokemon in it.	31
[WP] You are a supervillain. However while other villains rob banks or try to take over the world, you just go around annoying people.	27