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[WP] You are a supervillain. However while other villains rob banks or try to take over the world, you just go around pissing people off.

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[WP] You and the rest of your cult have completed a ritual to summon your lord, and are very surprised when he appears wearing pyjamas and a night cap with bags under his eyes.

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[WP] It was said to be impossible, but you have finally done it. You have expected the Spanish inquistion.

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[WP] After many years, the Rightful Heir returns to reclaim the throne from their treacherous relative… only to discover that the peasants have risen up, overthrown the usurper, and have now established a fledgling democracy.

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[WP] No! It's the right to bear arms, not the right to arm bears!

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[WP] And the Wolf went to see the 38th little pig, who had built his house out of Strontium, and the Wolf was all, "Ok what is with this shit"

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[EU] The Dursley's have killed Voldemort, the wizarding world isn't sure what to think of this.

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[EU] “Hello students, my name is Harry Dresden and I will be teaching you, Offence against the dark arts.”

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[WP] "Okay, is anyone here NOT an impostor?"

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[EU] Voldemort has been killed by the Dursely's. The wizarding community is not sure what to think of this.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] You are a supervillain. However while other villains rob banks or try to take over the world, you just go around pissing people off.	25
[WP] You and the rest of your cult have completed a ritual to summon your lord, and are very surprised when he appears wearing pyjamas and a night cap with bags under his eyes.	24
[WP] It was said to be impossible, but you have finally done it. You have expected the Spanish inquistion.	24
[WP] After many years, the Rightful Heir returns to reclaim the throne from their treacherous relative… only to discover that the peasants have risen up, overthrown the usurper, and have now established a fledgling democracy.	24
[WP] No! It's the right to bear arms, not the right to arm bears!	21
[WP] And the Wolf went to see the 38th little pig, who had built his house out of Strontium, and the Wolf was all, "Ok what is with this shit"	20
[EU] The Dursley's have killed Voldemort, the wizarding world isn't sure what to think of this.	17
[EU] “Hello students, my name is Harry Dresden and I will be teaching you, Offence against the dark arts.”	17
[WP] "Okay, is anyone here NOT an impostor?"	16
[EU] Voldemort has been killed by the Dursely's. The wizarding community is not sure what to think of this.	15