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[WP] An immortal person decides to start streaming themselves playing Geoguesser, and over time become extremely popular as they tell the history of the places that they guess.

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[WP] As an immortal, you’ve spent a decent chunk of your time learning new languages. Exhausted, you attempt to order coffee from a shop. This ends up going… poorly.

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[WP] “Listen hon, I met the devil two times in my life; Once when I sold my soul to them, and then when they came crawling back for a refund.”

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[WP] “When you stare into the void, it tends to stare back. So be a dear and hand it a cookie every so often. After all, it’s got a bit of a sweet tooth.”

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[WP] Like they always say: “Be scared of those who live long in a business where many die young.”

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[WP]Everyone gets some sort of ability when they hit puberty. What was the one you got? HUD.

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[WP] “I’ve killed you... what, seven times now? How do you keep coming back?” “Well, to answer that, we need to talk about parallel universes.

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[WP] Who would have known that teleportation and time travel were so close in concept?

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[WP] Suddenly and without any reason, everybody’s face has frozen in the exact position they were in. This has had… interesting consequences for the world.

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[WP] You’d be surprised how often Santa gets brought in as a witness in court.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] An immortal person decides to start streaming themselves playing Geoguesser, and over time become extremely popular as they tell the history of the places that they guess.	788
[WP] As an immortal, you’ve spent a decent chunk of your time learning new languages. Exhausted, you attempt to order coffee from a shop. This ends up going… poorly.	227
[WP] “Listen hon, I met the devil two times in my life; Once when I sold my soul to them, and then when they came crawling back for a refund.”	189
[WP] “When you stare into the void, it tends to stare back. So be a dear and hand it a cookie every so often. After all, it’s got a bit of a sweet tooth.”	182
[WP] Like they always say: “Be scared of those who live long in a business where many die young.”	89
[WP]Everyone gets some sort of ability when they hit puberty. What was the one you got? HUD.	80
[WP] “I’ve killed you... what, seven times now? How do you keep coming back?” “Well, to answer that, we need to talk about parallel universes.	56
[WP] Who would have known that teleportation and time travel were so close in concept?	26
[WP] Suddenly and without any reason, everybody’s face has frozen in the exact position they were in. This has had… interesting consequences for the world.	25
[WP] You’d be surprised how often Santa gets brought in as a witness in court.	21