/u/bobthebobd's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Unbeknown to most of the world, February 29th actually happens every year, but only those born on the day experience it.
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[WP] A total newbie is trying to start a drug cartel. However he doesn't get street talk, and interprets everything literally (dime, brown sugar, etc)
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[WP] You are a low level employee at NASA, and aliens just started communicating, but you didn't expect to actually have to work this week, and you keep trying to end the conversation so you can go home.
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[WP] While doing autopsy on a person diagnosed with schizophrenia, coroner discovers thin lens on patient's eyes and implanted hearing aid device in ears. Looking through lens, coroner sees other beings in the room.
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[WP] "911? My name is Ken, I just fell in my apartment and my head is bleeding, I need help. My address is ..." - emergency service gave me the recording; I'm Ken, and I split my head open, but the voice on recording isn't mine, and the one living thing besides me in apartment, was my cat.
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[WP] "I'm not an alien, but" new user chimes into conversation about space aliens. The more he posts, the more it sounds like he's an actual alien.
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[WP] As a science teacher, you start to suspect your know-it-all student, knows more than any published information.
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[WP] Leonardo DiCaprio is retiring from acting. In his announcement speech, even though officially stating it's for vague personal reasons, he keeps hinting at his lack of Oscar as primarily reason.
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