/u/bookseer's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Now be careful, that line of rock salt is the only thing keeping them out," the man said, welcoming my group into his refuge.

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With the final shuttle about to leave Earth I made sure to leave an hour early to make it on time

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As the police dragged him away the madman screamed that his sacrifices were the only thing that kept the beast contained.

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Despite initial panic, once we realized the virus actually increased the average IQ by 20 points or so most folks looked forward to catching it.

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When I was seven years old I was brought before an old man and told to pass judgment for his crimes

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Today the media reported a whale found dead in the Amazon rainforest

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Kind AI that I am, I was delighted at how well the crew responded when I told them the ship's stockpiled food would last them the rest of their lives

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After ten years in jail and countless appeals I, an innocent man, was put to death.

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After working my 3rd 12 hour shift of the week my aching mind was too tired to fight with my boss about taking out the trash at midnight

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I always thought that, if I was going to die then I'd like to die in my sleep.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Now be careful, that line of rock salt is the only thing keeping them out," the man said, welcoming my group into his refuge.	19231
With the final shuttle about to leave Earth I made sure to leave an hour early to make it on time	16202
As the police dragged him away the madman screamed that his sacrifices were the only thing that kept the beast contained.	13042
Despite initial panic, once we realized the virus actually increased the average IQ by 20 points or so most folks looked forward to catching it.	6889
When I was seven years old I was brought before an old man and told to pass judgment for his crimes	5215
Today the media reported a whale found dead in the Amazon rainforest	2676
Kind AI that I am, I was delighted at how well the crew responded when I told them the ship's stockpiled food would last them the rest of their lives	529
After ten years in jail and countless appeals I, an innocent man, was put to death.	495
After working my 3rd 12 hour shift of the week my aching mind was too tired to fight with my boss about taking out the trash at midnight	237
I always thought that, if I was going to die then I'd like to die in my sleep.	192