/u/bookseer's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"And if I hear you call your brother four eyes one more time we are packing up this tent and going home."

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With my new medication it is now possible to regrow fingers, toes, teeth, and even eyes.

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As my anxiety continued to rise I quickly excused myself from the party and rushed home

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My heart went out to my client as he pled his innocence and begged for me to save him from the death penalty

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For the last 3 hours that man has been knocking on the door begging me to let him in.

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The crowed screamed in shock as the man on the roof fell 20 stories onto the solid concrete.

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Every year the locals warn me how dangerous it is to run through the swamp with my girlfriend, how every summer at least one couple goes running and only one comes back

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My friends say I'm a bad land lord since I have to get a new tenant every month.

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I was happy to hear that my new workplace offered unlimited amounts of overtime, perfect for an in debt graduate.

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After becoming a werewolf I have found that the blind rage, the mass slaughter of those around me, and the hunger for human flesh are just myths.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"And if I hear you call your brother four eyes one more time we are packing up this tent and going home."	145
With my new medication it is now possible to regrow fingers, toes, teeth, and even eyes.	145
As my anxiety continued to rise I quickly excused myself from the party and rushed home	133
My heart went out to my client as he pled his innocence and begged for me to save him from the death penalty	130
For the last 3 hours that man has been knocking on the door begging me to let him in.	124
The crowed screamed in shock as the man on the roof fell 20 stories onto the solid concrete.	120
Every year the locals warn me how dangerous it is to run through the swamp with my girlfriend, how every summer at least one couple goes running and only one comes back	115
My friends say I'm a bad land lord since I have to get a new tenant every month.	103
I was happy to hear that my new workplace offered unlimited amounts of overtime, perfect for an in debt graduate.	97
After becoming a werewolf I have found that the blind rage, the mass slaughter of those around me, and the hunger for human flesh are just myths.	87