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The police were very interested they I had a location saved in my phone marked "the body", moreso when they found the coffin buried there.

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After losing one too many nights to the sound of that rat in the basement I finally saved up enough money to hire the best exterminator I could find online

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As I sifted through the rubble of the skyscraper my heart leaped with joy as I heard something move.

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As I pour myself into my work vehicle I greatly regret having those last few shots

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After my boss working is half to death I couldn't turn down my coworker's invitation to a garra rufa spa treatment

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I downloaded an app the other day that notifies me the name and location of anyone who dies withing 100 miles of me 24 hours before it happens

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As a successful, though uneducated, shepherd I was not surprised when our glorious nation asked me to relinquish any extra livestock I had to ease the food shortage

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The uploading of human minds to mechanical bodies promises an end to disease and age.

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Mindy and Chuck burst out of the van with sledge hammers in hand, ready to smash every undead horror between them and the safe house

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When I asked my camp friend went he had so many vine shaped rashes he said it was because he liked to hike so much

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The police were very interested they I had a location saved in my phone marked "the body", moreso when they found the coffin buried there.	6
After losing one too many nights to the sound of that rat in the basement I finally saved up enough money to hire the best exterminator I could find online	6
As I sifted through the rubble of the skyscraper my heart leaped with joy as I heard something move.	5
As I pour myself into my work vehicle I greatly regret having those last few shots	5
After my boss working is half to death I couldn't turn down my coworker's invitation to a garra rufa spa treatment	4
I downloaded an app the other day that notifies me the name and location of anyone who dies withing 100 miles of me 24 hours before it happens	4
As a successful, though uneducated, shepherd I was not surprised when our glorious nation asked me to relinquish any extra livestock I had to ease the food shortage	4
The uploading of human minds to mechanical bodies promises an end to disease and age.	4
Mindy and Chuck burst out of the van with sledge hammers in hand, ready to smash every undead horror between them and the safe house	3
When I asked my camp friend went he had so many vine shaped rashes he said it was because he liked to hike so much	2