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Despite my early misgivings I've come to love living in this remote religious commune, and Father Green is delighted to see I've begun working my first miracles

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After being attacked by the homeless man I staggered towards the bright open doorway,

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There are days I regret getting the vaccine

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As they lead me away past my broken door and two dead dogs I cursed my boss

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As much as I like the chaps the brass has been sending us they are such slobs.

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We all watched in dread as the health inspector demanded our boss dispose of 312 units of smoked ham one week before Christmas

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"Given the ambient temperature and wind conditions it is my expert opinion that an unprotected human would enter a state of hypothermia in five minutes and death in under ten."

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I don't know what was scarier, my wife holding me at gunpoint and accusing me of being a robot

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Buddy was my favorite dog, though I never managed to break him of his habit of digging up dead things and bringing them in the house.

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They say the fastest way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Despite my early misgivings I've come to love living in this remote religious commune, and Father Green is delighted to see I've begun working my first miracles	2
After being attacked by the homeless man I staggered towards the bright open doorway,	2
There are days I regret getting the vaccine	1
As they lead me away past my broken door and two dead dogs I cursed my boss	1
As much as I like the chaps the brass has been sending us they are such slobs.	1
We all watched in dread as the health inspector demanded our boss dispose of 312 units of smoked ham one week before Christmas	1
"Given the ambient temperature and wind conditions it is my expert opinion that an unprotected human would enter a state of hypothermia in five minutes and death in under ten."	1
I don't know what was scarier, my wife holding me at gunpoint and accusing me of being a robot	1
Buddy was my favorite dog, though I never managed to break him of his habit of digging up dead things and bringing them in the house.	1
They say the fastest way to a man's heart is through his stomach.	1