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It is often said that justice cannot be bought

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We thought we'd seem the last of Grinning Toby when we fed him into the grinder at the cat food plant

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When I was little I was always comforted by my grandma's warm smile.

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After hours and hours of protesting none of us were surprised when the police resorted to the tear gas

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A hearty Thanksgiving meal at grandma's ensured everyone needed an afternoon nap.

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"Clear!" I yelled, kicking in the door and spraying the terrorists with bullets,

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In the past fifteen years i have lead a team of scientists to discover a new carbon neutral energy source, a replacement for plastic, and a cheap yet effective cure for most cancers.

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After three hours of painful work the exorcist finally declared that the demon in my head was gone

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I'm not going to kill myself over a job that would replace me in a week

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My friend told me not to worry, a single slip of the tongue during prayers was nothing to lose one's head over.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
It is often said that justice cannot be bought	11
We thought we'd seem the last of Grinning Toby when we fed him into the grinder at the cat food plant	10
When I was little I was always comforted by my grandma's warm smile.	10
After hours and hours of protesting none of us were surprised when the police resorted to the tear gas	10
A hearty Thanksgiving meal at grandma's ensured everyone needed an afternoon nap.	10
"Clear!" I yelled, kicking in the door and spraying the terrorists with bullets,	9
In the past fifteen years i have lead a team of scientists to discover a new carbon neutral energy source, a replacement for plastic, and a cheap yet effective cure for most cancers.	9
After three hours of painful work the exorcist finally declared that the demon in my head was gone	9
I'm not going to kill myself over a job that would replace me in a week	9
My friend told me not to worry, a single slip of the tongue during prayers was nothing to lose one's head over.	9