/u/bookseer's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Sticks and stones my break my bones but words will never hurt me."

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Earlier today I had a rather concerning chat with my patient on why he always felt so dead inside

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I was given a 20 year prison sentence when the health inspector found human DNA in the chili

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The first colonist of planet X-334 were delighted when I told them the gathering clouds meant rain was finally on the way.

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As I walked through my new house I have sure to flip every light switch and see what it did, noting one that didn't seem to do anything.

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As the new head of HR it is my promise to our workers, no, our family that I shall ensure none of you are laid off this financial year.

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I cried in panic as my school yard bully stole my coke and downed it in a single gulp.

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My big brother is so smart, when I scraped my knee he washed the booboo and even put on a magic bandaid that made the ouch go away.

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Following Mr. King's most famous saying we are doing our best to end poverty

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As a realtor I found that the best time to sell a house was when a lot of people were looking to get out of a dangerous neighborhood.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Sticks and stones my break my bones but words will never hurt me."	14
Earlier today I had a rather concerning chat with my patient on why he always felt so dead inside	14
I was given a 20 year prison sentence when the health inspector found human DNA in the chili	13
The first colonist of planet X-334 were delighted when I told them the gathering clouds meant rain was finally on the way.	13
As I walked through my new house I have sure to flip every light switch and see what it did, noting one that didn't seem to do anything.	12
As the new head of HR it is my promise to our workers, no, our family that I shall ensure none of you are laid off this financial year.	12
I cried in panic as my school yard bully stole my coke and downed it in a single gulp.	11
My big brother is so smart, when I scraped my knee he washed the booboo and even put on a magic bandaid that made the ouch go away.	11
Following Mr. King's most famous saying we are doing our best to end poverty	11
As a realtor I found that the best time to sell a house was when a lot of people were looking to get out of a dangerous neighborhood.	11