/u/bookseer's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As the ship's AI I have many duties to fulfill such as crew discipline, educating the next generation, and providing food for my passengers

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Tired of having your crops devoured by pests or sanctioned for using harsh pesticides? Our new formula will kill those bugs dead while being completely safe for humans*.

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After the psychic told me I'd be killed by a bullet I made sure I avoided guns at any cost.

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You've played Minecraft, so long as you land in the water you'll be fine.

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After seven years of work I finally managed to pin down the identity of my sister's killer and stab him through the heart like he did to her.

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Mayor Green ran on the platform that he'd rip the hoods off the ghosts terrorizing this town

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immortality through nanite infusion requires a short period of death but it's otherwise painless and safe.

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As I opened my eyes I could see his outline, despite the fact there were no lights in the room.

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Formula 325 revolutionized the prison system, allowing a man to serve a 10-year sentence in a single minute

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While an adult has 206 bones a child has closer to 300

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As the ship's AI I have many duties to fulfill such as crew discipline, educating the next generation, and providing food for my passengers	30
Tired of having your crops devoured by pests or sanctioned for using harsh pesticides? Our new formula will kill those bugs dead while being completely safe for humans*.	30
After the psychic told me I'd be killed by a bullet I made sure I avoided guns at any cost.	28
You've played Minecraft, so long as you land in the water you'll be fine.	28
After seven years of work I finally managed to pin down the identity of my sister's killer and stab him through the heart like he did to her.	27
Mayor Green ran on the platform that he'd rip the hoods off the ghosts terrorizing this town	27
immortality through nanite infusion requires a short period of death but it's otherwise painless and safe.	26
As I opened my eyes I could see his outline, despite the fact there were no lights in the room.	24
Formula 325 revolutionized the prison system, allowing a man to serve a 10-year sentence in a single minute	24
While an adult has 206 bones a child has closer to 300	24