/u/bookseer's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Formula 325 revolutionized the prison system, allowing a man to serve a 10-year sentence in a single minute

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Most people who meet me say I'm heartless

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I smiled as I hit the send button, sending the research paper I had spent the last 6 years on to my professor.

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Today my boss raised a toast to Ted from accounting's retirement.

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My friend were shocked to find that my French vacation had ended with third degree burns across my face and a week in a coma

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I wanted to go out and watch the ship leave port, but mommy says we have to stay in the cabin.

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My boss has a bad reputation for putting his employees to sleep during his meetings.

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As the ship's AI I quickly and efficiently disabled the maniac's firearm before he could harm his fellow crew members

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[NOV2020] There's nothing like a hearty dinner if turkey, stuffing, and apple pie to send the entire family into an afternoon food coma

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After five brutal days of survival, of fighting for all I could get, of teaming up with five of my classmates only watch them be eaten alive by the unholy abominations, only I managed to escape the island.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Formula 325 revolutionized the prison system, allowing a man to serve a 10-year sentence in a single minute	24
Most people who meet me say I'm heartless	22
I smiled as I hit the send button, sending the research paper I had spent the last 6 years on to my professor.	22
Today my boss raised a toast to Ted from accounting's retirement.	22
My friend were shocked to find that my French vacation had ended with third degree burns across my face and a week in a coma	22
I wanted to go out and watch the ship leave port, but mommy says we have to stay in the cabin.	21
My boss has a bad reputation for putting his employees to sleep during his meetings.	21
As the ship's AI I quickly and efficiently disabled the maniac's firearm before he could harm his fellow crew members	21
[NOV2020] There's nothing like a hearty dinner if turkey, stuffing, and apple pie to send the entire family into an afternoon food coma	20
After five brutal days of survival, of fighting for all I could get, of teaming up with five of my classmates only watch them be eaten alive by the unholy abominations, only I managed to escape the island.	20