/u/bookseer's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Being uploaded into a robot body is a miserable existance, made worse by the fact it never ends and that mother computer monitors our every thought for signs of

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My doctor was right, after working myself to the bone for an unappreciative boss I really needed that nap.

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Today marks the first anniversary between myself and my girlfriend

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these days knocking is less about getting you to open the door,

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James was an odd case, he came into my clinic complaining that his appendix was getting ready to burst and he needed it taken out about every other month or so.

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Religious folks like to preach about how Hell is a lake of fire

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Running hard I managed to pull the pin and throw the grenade towards the sniper nest that had killed so many of my brothers

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My boss always told me to dress for the job I want not the job I have.

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The surgeon whistled a happy tune as he ripped my organs from my awake but paralyzed body

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In ancient day my ancestors hung the bodies of their enemies from trees to keep their enemies from stealing their homes.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Being uploaded into a robot body is a miserable existance, made worse by the fact it never ends and that mother computer monitors our every thought for signs of	19
My doctor was right, after working myself to the bone for an unappreciative boss I really needed that nap.	18
Today marks the first anniversary between myself and my girlfriend	18
these days knocking is less about getting you to open the door,	17
James was an odd case, he came into my clinic complaining that his appendix was getting ready to burst and he needed it taken out about every other month or so.	17
Religious folks like to preach about how Hell is a lake of fire	17
Running hard I managed to pull the pin and throw the grenade towards the sniper nest that had killed so many of my brothers	17
My boss always told me to dress for the job I want not the job I have.	17
The surgeon whistled a happy tune as he ripped my organs from my awake but paralyzed body	17
In ancient day my ancestors hung the bodies of their enemies from trees to keep their enemies from stealing their homes.	17