/u/bored505's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] The local mob quit the "insurance" racket years ago once they realized how profitable real insurance is. Now if only they could break their mob ways when handling a claim.
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[WP] "It is due to this unique ability to bond and form relationships with other intelligent species that humans are hereby banned from serving aboard any sentient ship, lest there be more... Incedents"
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[WP]. You have an Omega-level power: Time control. Both sides want to recruit you, but all you seem to use it for is catching up on your sleep...
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[WP] The dragon was awoken by a rather noisy intruder in their cave. Ready to unleash their ire on the idiotic knight, they instead find a rather excited historian who finally figured out that dragons live for centuries!
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[WP] Those with super powers are imprisoned for "the greater good". You've been incarcerated for many years. As far as you know, you never had powers...
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[WP] You were a well-known Supervillan, until one of your child's friends was accidentally killed in a battle with the hero.
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[WP] You've finally found a job for your unique set of skills: translating ancient tomes and carvings. Being 7,000 years old can have its advantages...
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[WP] All dragons have a hoard. As a dragon who desires to hoard knowledge, acquiring and maintaining your hoard is... Difficult.
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