/u/breastronaut's posts
[WP] You're a human-like alien who's arrived at this planet. After a brief survey of media including body builder competitions, anime/cartoons, movies, and magazine covers you've come to the conclusion that nudity makes you stronger on this planet. To the surprise of humans, it actually does.
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[WP] Prayers can only be answered once. If it's not unique, it won't be answered. This lead to centuries without answered prayers, until the internet.
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[WP] For hundreds of years you have been the most prolific author in Science and Academia—a helpful hand in countless researches. Only now are you finally getting recognized. You are "Et Al" this is your prize acceptance speech.
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Modern day Archeologists have accidentally released an immortal ancient evil, but the reasons this being was considered evil were for things that are now normal like wanting to free slaves, eating pork, premarital cohabitation, wearing ripped clothing, being non-religious, and looking queer.
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