/u/brokenimage321's posts
[WP] You live in an anime in which fighters must call out the increasingly-complicated names of their attacks to perform them. However, you have stumbled on the most powerful technique ever developed: a counterattack by the name of "no u".
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[EU] You are the Dark Lord, Voldemort. You've discovered something unfortunate: you share a magical connection to the mind of your greatest enemy, Harry Potter. You discovered this when, in the midst of executing an evil scheme, his mind intruded on yours with stupid teenage bullshit.
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[WP] The date has gone amazing so far. The pretty redhead with the silver pentacle around her neck is everything you've ever wanted in a woman. You're on your way back from the bathroom when a hulking demon stops you. "Just so we're clear," he asks, "What are your intentions with my daughter?"
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[WP] Two consenting individuals can trade fates. Thus, the rich often lead charmed lives, free from accidents, misfortune, and pain. However, you're a professional Doom-Bearer--and you've managed to make a pretty good living being the butt of others' misfortune.
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[WP] Sensing an opportunity, Starbucks has finally opened its first branch in R'Lyeh, undersea city of nightmares. You're one of the first hires.
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[WP] After your third game of chess with Death, you're beginning to suspect that the Grim Reaper might have a gambling problem.
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[WP] Something stalks the woods outside your small town, killing adults and kidnapping children. But, with all the misfit loners out of town for a convention, it falls to the football jocks and the cheer squad to investigate.
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[EU] At the last moment, your will broke, and you stepped aside, letting the Dark Lord kill your son. But he made a mistake: he took away everything that you cared about, but left you alive. You are Lilly Potter, wife to a dead husband, mother of a dead child, and now you have nothing left to lose.
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[WP] You're a thug-for-hire guarding a warehouse for your boss. And good thing, too: a mild-mannered journalist just tried to break in, but you knocked them out before they could cause any trouble. You decide to search their pockets for loose change--and have just found their superhero uniform.
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