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Like anybody would, I rushed over to the man being attacked by a cougar.

974 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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(Inspired by Instagram) You’re expecting a boy, and seeing in the future, you learn he will break many girls’ hearts, but you can change that. What name are you giving your son to cockblock him and make sure he gets no girls?

242 upvotes • r/NameNerdCirclejerk

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[WP] A walrus has a dream of eating the entirety of the mosquito population.

16 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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When I was 14 years old, I was attacked by a cougar.

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Like anyone would, I rushed over to the man being attacked by a bear

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(Inspired by Instagram) You’re expecting a boy, and seeing the future, you discover he will break many girls’ hearts, but you have the chance to change that. What names are you giving your son to cockblock him and make sure he gets no girls?

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I quickly snagged the jar of flour off the counter

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My grandma’s recipe for chocolate chip cookies calls for 3 1/4 cups of flour.

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The recipe calls for three cups of flour.

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The recipe calls for three and a half cups of flour.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Like anybody would, I rushed over to the man being attacked by a cougar.	974	TwoSentenceHorror
(Inspired by Instagram) You’re expecting a boy, and seeing in the future, you learn he will break many girls’ hearts, but you can change that. What name are you giving your son to cockblock him and make sure he gets no girls?	242	NameNerdCirclejerk
[WP] A walrus has a dream of eating the entirety of the mosquito population.	16	WritingPrompts
When I was 14 years old, I was attacked by a cougar.	5	TwoSentenceHorror
Like anyone would, I rushed over to the man being attacked by a bear	1	TwoSentenceHorror
(Inspired by Instagram) You’re expecting a boy, and seeing the future, you discover he will break many girls’ hearts, but you have the chance to change that. What names are you giving your son to cockblock him and make sure he gets no girls?	1	namenerds
I quickly snagged the jar of flour off the counter	1	TwoSentenceHorror
My grandma’s recipe for chocolate chip cookies calls for 3 1/4 cups of flour.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
The recipe calls for three cups of flour.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
The recipe calls for three and a half cups of flour.	1	TwoSentenceHorror