/u/burritolurker1616's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Your power is “fuck no”. Every time you sense danger of any kind nearby you yell fuck no! And bail. You have suevived serial killers, cults, even terrorist attacks. This morning you wake up yelling fuck no Every 2 minutes without fail.
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[WP] In this 45 student college class there are two serial killers. They don’t know each other, but they both think they are the most dangerous student in this class. They are wrong, very, very wrong.
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[WP] Your wife gifts you a small plush dragon to keep in your car, it will keep it safe she says jokingly. The dragon takes his new job very seriously. Deadly serious.
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[WP] After years and years of planning, finally the demon hordes of hell invade earth. Satan however stopped his research on humans in the dark ages and his forces are utterly unprepared for modern weaponry.
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[WP] You are an exorcist, however you don’t cast out demons by reciting prayers and using holy water. You literally beat the shit out of them until they go back to hell.
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[WP] There’s a crime organization in NY filled up entirely of undercover agents, ATF, NYPD, DEA, FBI even CIA. They don’t know each other. The crime boss started sending all agents he found to that particular cell, at first it was funny, now it is getting out of hand...
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[WP] You are a ghost beater. Years ago you found you can hit supernatural beings. People hire you to literally beat the haunted out of their houses. You next job is way harder than it seems...
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[WP] You, a biologist, discover that dracula like vampires are real, however you also discover they are a deeply endangered species, do you take steps to save them.
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[WP] You where suprised and devastated when you found out that your father (a calm and gentle accountant) was a prolific serial killer. Today you found a secret room in your house, and you finally understood why your father did what he did. He was saving the world one “random” killing at the time.
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[WP] You have been staying awake for years to scape Freddy Krueger. You have been using drugs, spicy food, whatever you can to stay awake. Over the years Freddy went from wanting to kill you, to be genuinely concerned about what the lack of sleep is doing to your health.
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