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[WP] What I could really use, right now, is a left-handed smokeshifter.

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[SP] You have an unexpected opportunity to make duplicates of yourself.

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[WP] It helps having language to describe what you're dealing with. Having a fluent friend, even better.

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[SP] No, my dear. That would be gauche.

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[SP] The ant crawling on the floor was annoying, so I picked it up and put it in the garbage can.

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[WP] Protein computers are x86 compatible, 1 millionth of a cubic millimeter, are biodegradable, and can be constructed in bulk from potatoes. But each one only runs at 1MHz.

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[WP] You are a guy in high school. Your parents want you to go to a violin concert. You don't care about the violin concert. However, you know a girl who you are interested in works in the box office. You know your parents know her from previous school events.

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[WP] I set my sons before me: Reuben, Phil, Club, and Hoagie. "OK," I said, "which one of you was it that pushed the outhouse over the cliff last night?"

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[WP] The orchard had a bumper crop of apples. Unfortunately, it also had a bumper crop of poison ivy.

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[SP] My pony needed shoes

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] What I could really use, right now, is a left-handed smokeshifter.	3
[SP] You have an unexpected opportunity to make duplicates of yourself.	3
[WP] It helps having language to describe what you're dealing with. Having a fluent friend, even better.	3
[SP] No, my dear. That would be gauche.	3
[SP] The ant crawling on the floor was annoying, so I picked it up and put it in the garbage can.	2
[WP] Protein computers are x86 compatible, 1 millionth of a cubic millimeter, are biodegradable, and can be constructed in bulk from potatoes. But each one only runs at 1MHz.	2
[WP] You are a guy in high school. Your parents want you to go to a violin concert. You don't care about the violin concert. However, you know a girl who you are interested in works in the box office. You know your parents know her from previous school events.	2
[WP] I set my sons before me: Reuben, Phil, Club, and Hoagie. "OK," I said, "which one of you was it that pushed the outhouse over the cliff last night?"	2
[WP] The orchard had a bumper crop of apples. Unfortunately, it also had a bumper crop of poison ivy.	2
[SP] My pony needed shoes	2