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[WP] You have just been teleported onto an alien warlord’s ship. But rather than murdering you or turning you into another servant, he orders you to sit at the table with his daughter. Apparently, it’s her birthday and no one showed up.
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[WP] You wake one morning and find a plethora of animals all staring down at you. You are both confused and terrified until a deer loudly says in a human voice. “Come with us.”
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[WP]An eldritch deity threatens to destroy the planet. Terrified, humanity asks what it wants. “Deliver to me a penguin. I would like to pet it.”
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[WP] Your child has to write an essay on Greek myths. One night, you get up to check on them only to hear an unfamiliar voice speaking. Your confusion only grows when you hear your child say. “Thanks for the help Mr. Hermes!”
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