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[WP] You pass by a car that cut you off that look exactly like yours. Looking at the driver, you're met with yourself giving you the finger.
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[WP] At 5:30 AM you woke up to start the day. At 5:30 PM, you're running from the cops with an elvis mask on your head holding a chicken.
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[WP] "This doesn't look like heaven," The little angel says. Naive as he is, and unable to read the sign: "Hell: The hottest place in the afterworld" he walks past the gate of flaming spikes, eager to start his first day on the job.
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[WP] The Owner is a Hack, The Manager is Never there, The Cooks are Nymphomanics, The staff Leader is a drunk, The Waiters are also from a barbershop quartet, and the two waitresses are shy college kids doing their jobs. Welcome to The Horizon Line: Best Cuisine on the pier.
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[WP] "So...i don't know how to put this..." Death scratches his head anxiously. "But you aren't really eligible for any afterlife. Not even Nirvana."
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