/u/callingsaraaah's posts
[WP] "She walks like a human, she talks like a human, sure as hell looks like one, but isn't. I know she isn't. You need to tell me what she really is, and FAST!"
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[WP] You have rockets for hands. You like your rocket hands, but every time someone says fire, it automatically incinerates the nearest person to you.
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[WP] Co-workers got you stressed? Does your Girlfriend cheat on you? Are you done with life's many stresses? We have a solution! Call our professional hitmen at this number...
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[WP] The end of humanity is 24 hours away. You go as far away from civilization as possible and arrive in Anchorage, AK. There, a girl knocks on your car window. Together you form a bond.
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[WP] You are an average Yellow Jacket Wasp. While in your hive, you overhear news to could possibly be DEVASTING to the entire wasp population. A new Wasp Killer called Spectracide is rumored to take out entire nests.
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[WP] You sign up inexplicably for an experiment. What was it? You don't really know. All it said was: "Want to be memorialized in history? Come in and be tested in our experiment! We pay $1,000,000 to anybody willing to participate."
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